Ass Kickers United Hoodie | Always Sunny in Philadelphia Tribute Sweater

Ass Kickers United™ Official Tee “An ass kicker must avoid thin mints.”

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a uniform for the chosen. Inspired by Season 10, Episode 10 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this tee is your ticket to doing some sweet workouts with your buds, achieving physical perfection, and joining the Master on the Mothership. Founded by Dennis Reynolds (for reasons that are definitely not cookie related), Ass Kickers United is a movement built on three sacred rules:
• An ass kicker must be present every day.
• An ass kicker must do the exercises.
• An ass kicker must avoid thin mints.

Featuring a bold gym-logo silhouette and the iconic yellow forehead sticker (rumored to boost Vitamin-D), this shirt channels the raw power of Dennis’s manipulation and Mac’s desperate need to be loved. So whether you’re flexing in front of a mirror, need to stop obsessing over girls scout cookies, or just enjoy new fad workouts, this shirt is for you.

Product Description:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• Made to Orer

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!