Big Words T-Shirt | Funny Shirts

Ever drop a five-syllable word in casual conversation just to sound smart... only to realize you have no idea what it means? This shirt gets you. Boldly printed with a hilariously misplaced scientific term, it’s a wearable confession that says, “I misuse big words with confidence—and a touch of photosynthesis.”

Perfect for the self-aware smarty-pants who knows that humor > humility. Whether you're pontificating at brunch or philosophizing at the grocery store, this tee lets everyone know you're fluent in nonsense and proud of it.

• Soft cotton blend for maximum comfort and minimal cognitive strain

• Bold text that pops like your last attempt at sounding intellectual

• Ideal for word nerds, class clowns, and anyone who’s ever said “juxtaposition” at the wrong time

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and unsolicited vocabulary lessons.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.