Bird Law T-Shirt | Always Sunny in Philadelphia Parody Apparel

This shirt is a tribute to the one and only Charlie Kelly, Esq., self-proclaimed expert in avian jurisprudence. Charlie’s mastery of Bird Law has baffled lawyers, judges, and birds alike. Whether he’s defending Bill Ponderosa in court or accusing a McPoyle parrot of perjury, Charlie’s legal logic flies in the face of reason, and that’s exactly the point.

Featuring a regal pigeon clutching the scales of justice, surrounded by laurel branches and stamped with the golden decree Not Governed by Reason, this tee is pure Charlie chaos wrapped in faux-official glory. It’s for fans who know that hats must be removed in court, birds can be witnesses, and legal arguments are best delivered with wild gesticulation and zero credentials.

Product Details:
• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular Fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.