Charlie Kelly’s Milk Steak Co. T-Shirt | Always Sunny in Philadelphia Parody Tee

Welcome to the finest dining experience Paddy’s Pub never asked for: Charlie Kelly’s Milk Steaks. Inspired by Charlie’s unforgettable dating profile and even more unforgettable restaurant order, this tee imagines a world where Charlie turned his favorite dish into a full-blown culinary empire. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s boiled over hard.

Featuring a cheerful cowboy-hatted Charlie mascot and the official slogan—Try our Milk Steak Boiled Over Hard with a Side of Jelly Beans, Raw—this shirt is for fans who appreciate the beauty of Charlie’s mind: part childlike wonder, part feral raccoon, all heart.

Product Details:
• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular Fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.