Donkey Hunter Poker T-Shirt | Star Wars Parody Shirt

Forget proton torpedoes—this shirt is your weapon of choice when it’s time to zero in on the weakest link at the table. Inspired by Luke’s Death Star targeting system, this design swaps out galactic warfare for poker warfare… and the donkey in the middle? That’s your mark.

TARGET: ACQUIRED.

Whether you’re grinding cash games or blasting through tournaments, this tee lets the whole table know: you’ve got range, reads, and ruthless precision. The Force isn’t guiding your hand—you are.

Perfect for players who never miss a tell and always find the fish.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.