Fight Milk Hoodie | Always Sunny in Philadelphia Tribute Hoodie

Fight Milk™ Official Tee “The First Alcoholic, Dairy-Based Protein Drink for Bodyguards by Bodyguards.”

This shirt is not FDA approved. It’s not even shirt-approved. But it is Fight Milk approved—and that’s all that matters.

Inspired by Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this tee celebrates the revolutionary beverage made from crow egg, milk, and vodka. Designed by Mac and Charlie to give you the power of a crow, this shirt is for those who live dangerously, lift recklessly, and scream “CROWTEIN!” in public.

Details:
• Premium black cotton blend
• Bold Fight Milk logo with crow-inspired flair
• Designed for bodyguards by bodyguards
• May cause vomiting, hallucinations, and spontaneous crow behavior
• Not recommended by Frank’s Fluids LLC

Wear it to the gym, wear it to the boardroom, wear it while chugging a jug of crowtein. Just don’t ask what’s in it.

Product Details: 
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• Made to Order

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!