No Be There Karate Hoodie | Karate Kid Parody Hoodie

“No Be There” Tee – Official Miyagi-Do Defense wear

Inspired by the legendary teachings of Mr. Miyagi and revived in Cobra Kai, the “No Be There” hoodie is for martial artists who understand that true defense isn’t about brute force—it’s about presence, timing, and disappearing like a ninja in a cloud of bonsai mist.

Whether you’re dodging fists, drama, or emotionally unstable senseis, this hoodie says: “You stay focused. Daniel-san, your best defense is no be there.”

Details:
• Bold white print with minimalist Miyagi-Do flair
• Designed for those who fight with honor, balance, and occasional passive aggression
• Pairs well with chopsticks and flying kicks

Wear it to the dojo, wear it to the All Valley Tournament, wear it while meditating under a waterfall. Just remember: “Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.”

Product Description:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
• Made to Orer

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!