No Be There Karate T-Shirt | Karate Kid Parody T Shirt

“No Be There” Tee – Official Miyagi-Do Defense wear

Inspired by the legendary teachings of Mr. Miyagi and revived in Cobra Kai, the “No Be There” T-Shirt is for martial artists who understand that true defense isn’t about brute force—it’s about presence, timing, and disappearing like a ninja in a cloud of bonsai mist.

Whether you’re dodging fists, drama, or emotionally unstable senseis, this tee says: “You stay focused. Daniel-san, your best defense is no be there.”

Details:
• Bold white print with minimalist Miyagi-Do flair
• Designed for those who fight with honor, balance, and occasional passive aggression
• Pairs well with chopsticks and flying kicks

Wear it to the dojo, wear it to the All Valley Tournament, wear it while meditating under a waterfall. Just remember: “Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life.”

Product Details:
• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular Fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.