Poker Math is Hard T-Shirt | Poker Shirts

You’ve read the books. You’ve memorized the odds. You’ve even practiced calculating pot equity in your sleep. But then the dealer says “action’s on you”… and suddenly, math feels like a foreign language.

This shirt is for every poker player who’s ever stared at the pot, tried to calculate pot odds, and ended up in a full-blown existential crisis. It’s a hilarious nod to the chaos of live play—where distractions abound, decimals disappear, and panic is part of the process.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, clean typography that hits like a river card
• Soft black cotton that feels as good as a double-up
• A conversation starter at any table—from home games to high stakes
• Perfect for players who know the game is easy… until it isn’t

Whether you’re a math whiz or a vibes-only kind of player, this tee lets you wear your poker pain with pride. Because let’s face it—pot odds are great, but panic is universal.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.