Welcome to Schrute Farms, the only bed and breakfast where your room is irrigation-themed, your host is beet-obsessed, and your stay is now completely wireless. This shirt pays tribute to the unforgettable episode where Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight’s farm—complete with twin beds, table-making workshops, and Mose sprinting alongside their car like a feral butler.
Featuring a proud beet emblem and the official tagline Now Completely Wireless, this tee is for fans who appreciate the dry absurdity of Dwight’s hospitality and the surreal charm of his agrotourism empire. It’s part rustic retreat, part fever dream, and 100% Schrute.
Product Details:
• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular Fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• This product is made on demand
Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean
Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.
Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.
