Scotty Doesn't Know T-Shirt | Euro Trip Parody

SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW!!! Straight from the back of a Bratislava dive bar and into your closet—this shirt is your official merch for the most savage musical betrayal in cinematic history.

Remember when Matt Damon popped out of nowhere, bleached and screaming:

“Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday…” Yeah. That moment lives rent-free in our heads—and now it lives on your chest.

This tee is for the legends who:

• Sing karaoke with reckless emotional damage

• Take detours through Eastern Europe with zero planning

• Know that Fiona’s not just cheating—she’s doing it backstage, on his birthday, and in the bathroom at his work

💥 Perfect for concerts, breakups, and confusing your local barista

💥 May cause spontaneous flashbacks to robot fights and nude beaches 

💥 Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in Scotty finally finding out

So grab one before Scotty logs on. Because this time… you’re the one singing.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.