Spaceballs the Poker Shirt

Merchandising! Merchandising! That’s where the real money from the movie is made.

From the makers of Spaceballs: The T-Shirt, Spaceballs: The Lunchbox, and Spaceballs: The Flamethrower (the kids love that one), comes the ultimate tribute to Yogurt’s capitalist genius: Spaceballs: The Poker Shirt.

Whether you’re bluffing like Dark Helmet, stacking chips like Lone Starr, or just trying not to choke on your own Schwartz ring, this shirt is your ace in the hole.

• Designed for fans who know the difference between “then” and “now”

• Breathable fabric for high-stakes games and low-stakes one-liners

• Guaranteed to make fellow players say, “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”

Perfect for poker nights, sci-fi marathons, or just confusing people at the casino. And remember: May the cards be with you. Always.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.