Thunder Gun 2: The Man With the Golden Dong T-Shirt | Always Sunny in Philadelphia Tribute Shirt

💥 Thunder Gun: The Man With the Golden Dong Tee No hesitation. No surrender. No Man Left Behind

From the minds behind Thunder Gun Express comes the explosive, never-released sequel that was too raw for theaters and too dong-forward for daytime TV. The Man With the Golden Dong is the action-comedy fever dream that delivers everything the franchise promised—more explosions, more pelvic power, and Dolph Lundgren at his most dangerously seductive.

This shirt pays tribute to the greatest Thunder Gun installment that never existed—where our hero battles international smugglers, seduces double agents, and dives out of helicopters with nothing but a catchphrase and a pocket rocket.

🎬 Featuring:

• “Thunder Gun doesn’t pull out.”

• “Rated X for Explosions.”

Perfect for fans of Always Sunny, fake movies, dudes hanging dongs, and the kind of merch that makes people say, “Wait… was that actually a thing?”

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: Thunder Gun lives.

Product Details:
• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular Fit
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions:
• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life.
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
• Do not dry clean

Shipping Details:
This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step. 

Return Details:
Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.