YARP Baseball Shirt | Hot Fuzz Shirt

Yarp. That’s it. That’s the shirt.

Inspired by Hot Fuzz’s most iconic one-word wonder, this ¾ sleeve tee pays tribute to the towering enforcer of Sandford’s Neighborhood Watch Alliance—Michael “Lurch” Armstrong. He didn’t say much, but when he did, it was Yarp. And if you know, you know.

Whether you’re chasing down swans, reenacting Point Break in your backyard, or just trying to look inconspicuous while guarding a sinister village secret, this shirt’s got your back. Literally.

• Soft, breathable fabric for high-speed foot chases and slow-motion explosions

• ¾ sleeves for that “I’m casual but could still be part of a cult” vibe

• Perfect for fans of the Cornetto Trilogy, British humor, and suspicious supermarket managers

Wear it proudly. Confuse your friends. And when they ask what it means, just look them dead in the eye and say: Yarp.

Product Details:

• Solid Colors are 100% ring-spun cotton 
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester 
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 
• Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) 
• Regular Fit 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center 
• This product is made on demand

Care for Instructions: 

• Machine was cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. 
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. 
• Tumble dry low, or hand dry for longest life. 
• Cool Iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. 
• Do not dry clean 

Shipping Details:

This made to order shirt will be fulfilled and shipped 2-6 days after purchase. All orders come with a tracking number which allows buyers to follow their purchase from the warehouse to their door step.

Return Details:

Because this product is made to order, we do not accept returns. If however, in the rare case your product arrives damaged, please notify us immediately and we will replace your damaged item.